Meet Miss Saturn! (Or it would be better to talk about transfers?)

By: Ivan | March 1st, 2007
   

Real Miss SaturnMiss Saturn contest is over. Here’s the winner – Anastasia Maslova. Yeah, I understand your disappointment. Especially of this awkward plate in her hand. Don’t forget that I told you they are Aliens. But soon I found out that it is just compensation. Miss Saturn’ appearance fit better for planet Saturn but club’s latest transfers are great!

When I wrote this preview nothing was clear. But yesterday club announced that Dmitriy Kirichenko, the most stable shooter in Premier League, joined Saturn from FC Moskva. They also got left midfielder Andrey Karyaka, ex-leader of Krylya Sovetov, who was eternal substitute of Benfica Lisbon last season. And finally they signed promising Georgian central midfielder Gogita Gogua from Spartak Nalchik. Good moves!


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  • Satine |  March 1st, 2007 at 11:37 am

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    They gave her a plate! Well, that’s … great. Oh, I know – that’s some kind of collector plate with a fitting cup and saucer. My family has them, too!

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  • Ivan |  March 1st, 2007 at 1:13 pm

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    I think that she simply left the kitchen moment ago. Or she is a waitress. Whatever.

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